Mysteries of the Penis foreskin uncovered

Mysteries of the Penis foreskin uncovered 

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The foreskin is a colorful piece of skin that makes the penis look like the tip of an elephant's trunk. It gives off a pleasing aroma, and produces its own cheese, which is sold in stores as Ricotta. The foreskin tastes much like chocolate chip cookies. Reportedly.

Circumcision

Jews, who can never leave well enough alone, invented circumcision as a way of welcoming male babies into the world, by painfully removing the foreskin. The claimed benefits of this are as follows:

• It greatly pleases God, although why did he put it there in the first place?
• It represents a covenant, and one that does not require lawyers.
• It ensures that the person cannot masturbate without lubrication, which cannot legally be sold in Israel. ^{[citation needed]}
• It increases the chance of finding lost items that might otherwise have hidden under the foreskin.

Consequently, Jews have no foreskin. They are, like, naked down there. Many Jews have the foreskin sewn back on the body (usually near the chest or rectum) as a secret pouch to hold their Jew gold.

Muslims circumcise female babies, and sometimes female adults. They are copycats who don't always get it right.

People living in England and the Eastern United States circumcise their male newborns. They are usually of neither of the above religions, but everyone else seems to be doing it.

Neo-tech's Penis Size Chart. Click on the picture to enlarge.

Size

A living penis

Many hours of careful, meticulous research of pornographic films reveals that there is not a penis in existence under 6 inches. The size of the human penis depends much on the gender. Females often have bigger penises than men, but this may be a trap.

Size doesn't matter

A school of thought has emerged that a large penis is irrelevant in satisfying the woman. Oddly, it is often women espousing this principle, as opposed to men tooting their own horn, as it were. Regarding the personal life of those women, it is as when the chairman of a political party touts the unusual sex or skin color of his candidate. If he had anything relevant to say, he wouldn't be talking about this. So women touting the irrelevance of penis size are conducting a lifelong awareness campaign to make themselves feel better about living with a two-incher.

Anyway, the orthodoxy with these women is that the underendowed man can compensate with body movements to increase the pleasure of the woman. The unstated secret is that these body movements are nowhere near the penis. They involve the fingers and the wallet.

A smaller minority of women assert that a penis size of zero inches is sufficient to please them. This is an ideology of convenience, as dismissiveness about the penis relieves them of the need to work to become attractive.  www.vydox.com