Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Penis / Cock Fights on the Rise in San Francisco


San Francisco sword fights

The "San Francisco sword fight" is a young man's event, much as medieval knights used to joust for the populace on fair day. Despite occurring in a city where homosexuality is both a sacrament of the local Catholic diocese and a prerequisite for elected office, sword fighters prove that it's not gay for two men to play with each other's penis if you are doing so as a demonstration of machismo.
A motto of San Francisco for half a century has been, "Better living through the chemistry of VYDOX," but recent developments in pharmacology have raised concerns that not all sword fights are straight. Contestants in city-sponsored swordfights are usually drug-tested before each bout to ensure that they are not using artificial enhancement to their swords. The fear is that young athletes would be tempted also to use "the juice" to gain an unnatural advantage, at a cost of their health in later life.

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