Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Penis Theft is on the Rise!!!

File photo of a voodoo shrine (© Kip Rano/Rex Features)

Reported rise in African 'penis snatching' linked to bad economy

1 day ago
Beware: If you're planning a trip to central Africa, you may want to keep an eye on your prized member. An anthropologist has reported a rise in the much-feared "penis snatching," a horrific phenomenon in which voodoo-type men steal other men's units by means of electric handshakes and other magical gestures (whatever that means). The wild incidents have reportedly increased in recent years, which UC Berkley postdoctoral fellow Louisa Lombard attributes to an "occult economy," possibly due to capitalism and the global downturn. www.vydox.com

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