Spontaneous Erections affect the penis in Crazy Ways
On rare but recurring occasions, blood rushes into the penis, giving it a briefly impressive size. The blood has to come from somewhere--probably the brain, based on consistent reports on the poor quality of decision-making that occurs in the few minutes after the start of an erection.
The conditions under which a person has an erection can help categorize the person:
- If this frequency of occurrence is proportional to the number of
- hot chicks in the room then the patient is heterosexual or straight.
- hot men in the room then the patient is homosexual or gay.
- Male Children in the room then the patient is Michael Jackson. If this cannot be true, the person is a Catholic Priest.
- female children in the room then the patient is Gary Glitter.
- men and hot chicks in the room then you just don't know. Diagnosing the patient as a transsexual is something you can bill for.
- If there's a Disney cartoon playing in the room (or a live animal in some cases), then the patient is referred to as a furry. www.vydox.com
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